My 41st birthday party is going to be awesome. It’s happening in Los Angeles, so I flew out here and am staying at the super swanky Chamberlain Hotel on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood. My party planner did a great job. I heard her budget is in the millions. Must be, she rented out an entire airport hanger. There’s a food truck serving guests whatever they want and they rented tables and chairs to dine at. Tablecloths and all. There’s a buffet of snacks with Sour Patch Kids. My favorite! There’s lots of toys and games that people keep wheeling in on larger carts. And there must be some kind of performance because they built an entire stage just for today. There’s even a professional photographer and videographer capturing the entire event. The cameras they use are crazy. I’m being told they’re going to make a short film and air it on network TV. This is the best birthday ever!