…if Apple will ever make longer headphones.
…what a Freudian slip was called in pre-Freudian times.
…if all Spanish music is just one long version of the song, “Yeah, baby, I like it like that.”
…why does quaalude have two As?
…why there’s always exactly one bird in every airport terminal?
…what is the exact age when it’s no longer acceptable for a guy to wear a snapback hat?
…with all their pat downs, if TSA is really making us more insecure.
…what percentage of SUV drivers actually use their cars for sports.
…when a born-again Christian dies, do you call them a dead-again Christian?
…if telemarketers block incoming spam calls.
…if people who work in HR have to lay themselves off.